tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post114534670548828181..comments2023-05-01T12:02:36.502-04:00Comments on You're shitting me, right?: Conspiracy theoriesThomas J Wolfendenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15222969433922908517noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145716513234015392006-04-22T10:35:00.000-04:002006-04-22T10:35:00.000-04:00amazing. Yesterday my sister started talking abou...amazing. Yesterday my sister started talking about the "chem-trails" when we were on the phone. Puh-leeze!phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145539742686664792006-04-20T09:29:00.000-04:002006-04-20T09:29:00.000-04:00what's really freaking me out is that my brother g...what's really freaking me out is that my brother goes on about the very same shit - could your brother and my brother be the same person? In fact, he got our baby sister all stirred up over the sinister additives to airliner fuel blah blah blah. I didn't want to insult him by telling him it's balderdash - he's SO emphatic - so I decided to placate him by saying if that was all true, we're neck-deep in the shit anyhoo and there's nothing we can do and no point worrying about it. I'm sure it didn't persuade him, but at least he shut up about it. Those eerie late-night radio shows about paranormal or conspiracy-related phenomena are a grown-up equivalent of sitting around the campfire telling spooky stories with the other kids from the neighborhood. Maybe it gives us a sense of order about the universe if there's still a boogeyman. Me, I have an acute inability to be superstitious- which is why I can be such a cocky bitch without fearing lightning striking me. I can barely believe what I actually see before me, let alone make an emotional investment in some hare-brained story of which there is no real evidence.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145445280871049272006-04-19T07:14:00.000-04:002006-04-19T07:14:00.000-04:00Col: Great to hear from you mate! Email inbound wi...Col: Great to hear from you mate! Email inbound with new phone number... Haven't spoken to you in a while. How many chillins is it now, 14, 15?<BR/><BR/>V: Your secret is safe with me...Thomas J Wolfendenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15222969433922908517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145445009783373032006-04-19T07:10:00.000-04:002006-04-19T07:10:00.000-04:00i am most impressed with 'the mother ship has my r...i am most impressed with 'the mother ship has my real brother' - <BR/><BR/>and i bet this thing signs me in as velma when we know she is looong gone. <BR/>think the ship got her too just felt there was no reason to leave a replacement :).-https://www.blogger.com/profile/16994226369860914648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145408391265211632006-04-18T20:59:00.000-04:002006-04-18T20:59:00.000-04:00Kev: Henry Kissenger and the KGB were involved too...Kev: Henry Kissenger and the KGB were involved too...<BR/><BR/>Sherri: That's my job!<BR/><BR/>Red: Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns!<BR/><BR/>Bill: Don't forget the Pod People<BR/><BR/>Cmk: Shhh! It's a secret!<BR/><BR/>Cheryl: Your guess is as good as mine. I've never been able to figure out my brother<BR/><BR/>Cant: Can't forget the helmet! It's the most important part!Thomas J Wolfendenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15222969433922908517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145396974041095832006-04-18T17:49:00.000-04:002006-04-18T17:49:00.000-04:00Wal-Mart brand foil is best. Not that I know for s...Wal-Mart brand foil is best. Not that I know for sure, I'm just guessing....<BR/><BR/>Don't forget your metal helmet, either.cantellyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07139767560648116575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145394196895121672006-04-18T17:03:00.000-04:002006-04-18T17:03:00.000-04:00I tried really hard not to laugh, but I had to. D...I tried really hard not to laugh, but I had to. Do I dare ask how we're any safer on land-line phones? Didn't think so.Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09897414542540122640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145391466071719232006-04-18T16:17:00.000-04:002006-04-18T16:17:00.000-04:00Now, let me get this straight: you're trying to te...Now, let me get this straight: you're trying to tell me all of those theories are WRONG?!?!?! Oh, my, and I thought the World News tabloid was the only paper on earth that you could ACTUALLY believe! I'm crushed. ;)cmkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17984250869194585666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145380078736595162006-04-18T13:07:00.000-04:002006-04-18T13:07:00.000-04:00You can't forget the one about saddam and osama ha...You can't forget the one about saddam and osama having tea with tony blair and george w. in the white house bunker. Or the one about the government kidnapping people and brainwashing them for when they take peoples guns away they have sleepers in the population.The Ramblin Hillbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14822609903764770497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145376130623299912006-04-18T12:02:00.000-04:002006-04-18T12:02:00.000-04:00Don't forget that John and Robert Kennedy were bot...Don't forget that John and Robert Kennedy were both actually killed by agents working for Ted Kennedy to ensure that he would always have the largest head on the planet.Mrs. S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761888051349398776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145374747986993912006-04-18T11:39:00.000-04:002006-04-18T11:39:00.000-04:00LOL!! Excellent post! I was having a bad day, th...LOL!! Excellent post! I was having a bad day, this really put a smile on my face.Sherri Sandershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14879070306543787416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10608053.post-1145357292286733172006-04-18T06:48:00.000-04:002006-04-18T06:48:00.000-04:00I heard that OJ finally found the real killers - J...I heard that OJ finally found the real killers - Jimmy Hoffa and and Amelia Earhardt. He found them in Iraq stockpiling weapons of mass destruction and drinking from the Holy Grail.Kevhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13060074683545149503noreply@blogger.com