Jack: "This engine isn't doing anything in the number eight throttle postition again..."
Me: "You know what Jack? I'm so happy to be working for a company that beleives in preventative maintenance, and everything runs along like a finely-tuned, well-oiled machine..."
Jack: "That's where you work!"
What in the world would I do without sarcasm?
Copyright 2007 Thomas J Wolfenden