Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Celebrity crushes...

After years of listening to women talk about how hot this or that movie star is hot, like Johnny Depp, George Clooney and others I'm about to show my ass and tell you who I've been drooling after...

I've always been a bit weird so you might not be surprised that with the exception of Sandra Bullock, there hasn't been a celebrity in years who's sparked that little something in me. At ,I'm guessing about 4 years of age, I couldn't get enough of Trixi, shown above from the old Speed Racer cartoons...

Told you I was weird.
After my brief prepubescent infatuation with a drawing I discovered the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati... Now you're probably thinking I lusted after "Jennifer", the sexy platinum blond bombshell played by Loni Anderson.

While I think her looks are classic and sexy, and I'm still infatuated with that late 70's, early 80's hairstyle and it's one of my attractions to women today and I visit Big Daddy's blog to check out what he's posted lately, that's not who I was (and kind of still am...) infatuated with in my tweens and early teens...
It was Jan Smithers, who played "Bailey". She had that girl-next-door good looks with an undercurrent of hidden sexuality. She did it for me when I was 12 and 13, and she still does it for me now.
But now I'm in my mid-40's and I've refined my tastes a bit... My new Celebrity Crush is Bonnie Hunt... She played opposite Steve Martin in "Cheaper By The Dozen" and now has a morning talk show on CBS... Which I've become addicted to. She's everything I'd want in a woman... And a great sense of humor and looks sexy as hell in glasses!

So there.

I've bared a little of my innermost feelings and showed my ass a little.

And so now you know a little more about me... I'm not even going to get into why my ex-wife would wonder why I'd zone out to the Weather Channel for hours... Christina Abernathy, Kim Perez and Alexandra Steele are a few of the reasons!

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Trivial insight Copyright 2010 Thomas J Wolfenden

14 comments:

Kimberly said...

Loni Anderson is a classic.

FishEagle said...

Mine are Sean Connery (ok, he's a bit grey for me now but he was extremely HOT until recently), the Bollywood actor Sharuk Khan and a younger Charlton Heston.

Indigo said...

I had a huge crush on Lindsey Wagner of the tv hit show the 'Bionic Woman' when I was about 14, I still think she's drop dead gorgeous, I wouldn't kick her out of my bed... even if she can run faster than me :)

Liane said...

wow... I have to say, i never had that celebrity-crush-thingy going on. Now Lewis would argue that I had a thing for Richard Grieco (21 Jump Street).. but I say that I liked his look.. "really" like his look, but wouldn't go as far as calling it a crush or something alike. To this day, never truly had that kind of feeling for an actor (or actress..lol)... perhaps it's something yet to come in my future, ha ;-)

Ranger Tom said...

Kimberly: Isn't she though? She's still got hot hair in my book!

FishEagle: I'm going grey... Are you saying I'm a little like Sean Connery, not hot enough now? ;)

Indigo: But she could hear everything... Bionic hearing and all. I'd like to hear if she'd be audibly appreciative...

Liane: 21 Jump Street? Now we're both showing our age! And its never too late to have a celebrity crush!

FishEagle said...

Oh, no Tommy. You got me all wrong. Grey is SEXY. Sean Connery is just a little too grey lately - almost no hair left at all, if you know what I mean. Heh heh.

Ranger Tom said...

FishEagle: I'll have no fear of going bald any time soon with the head of hair I've got...

UBERMOUTH said...

I LOVED Farrah Fawcett. No one was more beautiful feminine and dainty than her. I waanted to BE Farrah Fawcett!

Ranger Tom said...

Uber: I still love that look myself!

FishEagle said...

RT, I noticed! No chance of losing all that hair on your head all at once :)

Just telling it like it is said...

When I see Loni I think of Burt hair piece...

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

I would love to know what Loni Anderson looks like now.

I remember men would fall all over themselves for her.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Ranger man: Like that darn girl, when I see Loni I think of Burt...but I think of Burt's mustache. :)

later sweetie.

honkeie2 said...

I had a cartoon crush on Daffny from Scooby doo and then a tv crush on anything female that came on the TV. Even commercials for tooth paste gave me wood as long as something with boobs was in it.