Sunday, July 31, 2011

I'm Back!

Yeah, I know... It's been a while.

Between the last year with work and some overseas travel, I've been really busy and really had no time to post. Spending the lion's share of that time with the most beautiful woman in the world is a huge reason...

Anyway, I'm back writing... Not going to know really how frequent it'll be, but I'll be writing as much as I can because I'll be back at work here in a few days...

Every year before I start back to work I have a complete physical... And since turning 40 I mean complete physical... Working the job I do you have to have one, which is no real problem, and since my doctor here in town is pretty cool and I can talk to him. That's a definite plus.

So yesterday I go and get my physical... Poked, prodded, vampires come and take my blood... Lab work came back normal I found out today. Still a little congested from a cold I caught on the flight from Sydney, but other than that I'm just doing spiffy!

EKG reading says the old ticker is doing fine, in fact my Doctor tells me I've got the heart of an eighteen year old, pumping along nice and strong. Lungs are clear and my flexibility is just fine. PSA is great too, no trouble passing a nice strong steam so no worries about prostate troubles.

No problems with the weight, although he did suggest I rearrange it a little and get rid of the spare tire I have, so I've started doing crunches today, which I absolutely hate. But I'm still at the optimum weight for my height, 200 lbs at 6'2" and my flexibility is really good. Which I attribute to my ongoing practice of Thai Kwan Do and Aikido I started doing while I was in the Army, which I never gave up on.

He complimented me on my full head of hair... Going a little gray now, but him being only a few years older than me and almost completely bald, told me he's quite jealous of my locks... so no worries about going bald there... for a long, long time!

Next came the "male" question... "You're pushing 46 here Tommy... Do you think you might need a little help? I can write you a script for Viagra or Cialis maybe?"

Doc, No problem there at all... I've been having the best sex of my life... I can go two and three times a day and could drive nails with the equipment, no hydraulic problems there!

So all in all I got a clean bill of health... Ticker is good, hydraulics work great and I've got a lot of years ahead of me to spend even more time with the most beautiful woman in the world!

Copyright 2011 Thomas J Wolfenden


9 comments:

Liane said...

LOL... great to see you back !!! I haven't been here as much myself, but thought i say "Welcome back" anyway ;-) glad to hear you are in such great health and that the hydraulics still works without extra help, ha. So you are overseas a lot these days? Besides Sydney.. where did you go? before I start rambling as usual, i just wish you a fantastic day !!! hugs and stuff ;-)

UBERMOUTH said...

Welcome back, Tommy!

So,more on the SECOND most beautiful woman in the world!

Did you return to Oz again this summer?

Ranger Tom said...

Hi Guys! Glad to see you both back also!

Yep, spend 3 months in Australia this year, and without the intentions of doing so, I met and fell in love with the most beautiful woman in the world ;)

UBERMOUTH said...

* Ahem* You mean the SECOND most beautiful woman in the world.

* obviously!*

:)

UBERMOUTH said...

BTW What about me moving in,taking over and redecorating your house, Tommy?

* fickle bastard! *


No worries, I'll knock her out of the equation when I come. :)

Ranger Tom said...

Uber... Sorry, but my heart is spoken for... I know you're heartbroken, but in time the pain will subside. It's all for the best really... ;)

leazwell said...

OK, so where are you now? Don't answer that. You never blog when you are er, uh...busy with the opposite sex.

Ranger Tom said...

Leazwell: Been really really busy at work actually... Yes, there is a very special lady in my life, and I'll write about her and I later... It's just that I really haven't had time to do much of anything since I've been back from Australia. Hopefully I'll be writing a little more in the upcoming weeks.

King of New York Hacks said...

G'day mate, get yourself a Fosters and blog away !! Cheers from NYC !!