Friday, August 11, 2006

It never ceases to amaze me

That after almost three years someone can still be obsessed with finding out what I'm doing and who I'm with.
I'm talking about my ex-wife.
Today I'm checking my webtracker and I find a certain someone's activity on my blog exploded from what was dwindling down to only about once a day to onehundred-fifty eight times today including going to several of the people who comment on my blog in a pathetic effort to find out what I'm doing.
Seems she actually read my updated "About Me" blogger profile where I said I had actually found my Soul Mate...
This is a woman who almost three fucking years ago said she wanted nothing to do with me... She was fucking some cowboy now and I was of no use anymore. So now that I'm actually happy with my life in a career that I love, found someone I can be truly happy with without all the Goddamn incessant drama can't stand the fact that I'm happy without her. That's the only explanation I can come up with why she's continually trying to find out what I'm doing. I let her attorney know over two years ago I wanted absolutely no contact with her at all. I never wanted to hear from her, see her face again, hear her voice... I couldn't give a rat's fat fucking hairy ass what she does.
I was over her. For fucking good.
But can I be left alone?
Fuck no.
So now, after almost three years I subtly advertise I'm off he market for good, I've finally found the woman I want to be with for all time... Someone who loves me for being me and doesn't want to change me... She's got to start her Goddamn stalking again.
I really could go on but I won't.
I've just about had it. I'm moving to Florida in one day and won't be on line for a few weeks again so I really wanted to leave everyone with an upbeat and positive message but this is just pushing me over the edge. I moved 2000 miles from Arizona to GET AWAY from her. I want NOTHING to fucking do with her EVER again.
But then again everything in our whole relationship was ALWAYS about her. Her major problem with me after she couldn't change me into a cowboy? I was looking at too much porn on the internet and I was "emotionally cheating" on her.
Go fucking figure.
Well, I've said it before and I'll say it again. A man can only be told "No" one too many times. So yeah, I looked at porn for sexual relief. I wasn't getting any from her. At all.
So in the last few years I've has so much more and better sex. I've realized there's women out there who have more than a shred of imagination in the bedroom than her little pathetic peabrain could imagine... And outside of it too. I wasted my entire 30's with her. But God knows I'm making up for it now. I've got the career I've always wanted, making good money, I've got the most wonderful woman in the world who's intelligent, witty, sexy and beautiful who loves me for me, not what they want me to be or how they feel the rest of her friends will perceive me to be.
And she's fifteen years younger than my ex...
And she actually Gets Monty Python... Because it's NOT funny if I've got to explain it.
So I'd much rather jerk off for the rest of my life to ever think of being with her again. At least my hand won't ever tell me no.
Copyright 2006 Thomas J Wolfenden

23 comments:

Fathairybastard said...

Wow, that was a load to get off. Happy for ya. Sounds like you've found paradise.

But tell me this, why would anyone move to the gulf coast after all those fuckin hurricanes? I don't get it..

Courtney said...

You're just moving all over the place these days :) Welcome to the Gulf Coast!! Sorry about the ex...

Okie said...

Ha! I bet the bitch is really going to enjoy reading this one!

Ranger Tom said...

FHB: Not really... Read my archives for some really good rants! I'm not afraid of a little rain and wind... And name me a place in the country where at least one thing isn't fucked up? The northeast has blizzards, the midwest has supercell thunderstorms and tornados, The left coast has earthquakes and so does the Pacific northwest, but they also have volcanos too... Hawaii is about the only state in the union that has almost perfect weather all the time but it's too expensive to live there and no railroads to speak of. I'm moving for work, not because I really want to live there perminantly. Who knows whee I'll be in a year?

Courtney: Welcome back! Yep, I feel like a ping pong ball sometimes these days, but it's all going to be worth it!

Okie: Hahaha! But I really don't give a rat's ass...

AlaskaJen said...

You know that I'll be waiting for you! Tom, you're a wonderful man that deserves all the happiness in the world and I am so lucky that you want me to be part of your life. Thanks...

Ranger Tom said...

AJ: And I'm saying the same thing. I'm so luck to have met you and to have you in my life!

Kev said...

Oh, get a [chat] room!

Sameway in AZ said...

"And she's fifteen years younger than my ex..." ROFLOL you just had to get that one in :)

Diana

The Ramblin Hillbilly said...

Hope to hear from you soon RT, we will miss you around here but I told all the guys at the department about moving to florida and everybody said good luck and be safe.

As Always

Love me or hate me, You will remember me

Your Bud
The Ramblin Hillbilly

Bev said...

More moving? Damn.

Congrats on the soul mate thing.

Jay said...

Happy moving.

You know, you almost have to feel sorry for a woman who obviously has no idea what life is about.

phlegmfatale said...

God bless you, tom! I'm glad you've found your one and only, and it's pitiful that other heifer can't just let go, because she was obviously looking for someone else to begin with. Good luck with the move and we'll be looking out for you in a few weeks!

Lisa said...

I'm happy to hear you've found a wonderful woman.

Will be thinking of you when you're on hiatus. Hope all goes well.

tsduff said...

There really is someone for everyone... I'm so glad you found yours. Florida isn't my cup of tea - I prefer the west coast and earthquakes to hurricanes and humidity. Hope the new job goes splendidly - hurry up back online!

Karen said...

Well Tom, as you and I once talked about....Monty Python is essential in a relationship...LMAO!!

Kat_womanx2 said...

Well...its about damn time!!!
Very very happy for you !!!
As for the ex...I would stop even acknowledging her existance..let her read...and eat her heart out. As long as the new lady knows whats up with her..and how she likes to cause trouble...don't worry about it...best wishes to you buddy!!!

Cheryl said...

Your ex didn't get Monty Python? Seriously?

Ok for realy though, I hope you feel better getting that all out. Just let her be that person cause you're right, you don't have to deal with it any more. You are definitely at bigger and better.

Reba said...

Congratulations on finding someone. Good luck on your move also. I hope you get settled soon.

dasi said...

That's great, Tom!! That you found someone perfect, I mean, not that your ex is psychotic... lol

Enjoy Florida and make sure you get back to us ASAP!!

Fathairybastard said...

Well, have ya moved yet?

The RHS said...

I love a good rant with an upbeat middle finger at the end.

Fuck yeah! the bet revenge is living well.

honkeie2 said...

Well I hope you are having fun in FL.
"And she actually Gets Monty Python... Because it's NOT funny if I've got to explain it."
This has to be a one in a million kinda woman.Women dont get Monty Python or the Three Stooges its a guy thing lol

tsduff said...

You'd be surprised... Monty Python makes me laugh! Three Stoogies too.

Tom, how's Florida?