Once upon a time there was a handsome Prince who was dating a beautiful Princess.One day the handsome Prince got sick of the beautiful Princess's bullshit and told her to piss off.
And he then proceeded to ride his Harley~Davidson, went fishing and hunting, played poker with his buddies, drank beer and stayed up late watching war movies, watched football in his underwear, farted and belched, scratched his balls...
Ogled girls half his age, walked around the house naked, left the toilet seat up and had tons of money in the bank.
And he lived happily ever after.
Copyright 2010 Thomas J Wolfenden
Photo pinched from the interweb/googlenet
And he then proceeded to ride his Harley~Davidson, went fishing and hunting, played poker with his buddies, drank beer and stayed up late watching war movies, watched football in his underwear, farted and belched, scratched his balls...
Ogled girls half his age, walked around the house naked, left the toilet seat up and had tons of money in the bank.
And he lived happily ever after.
Copyright 2010 Thomas J Wolfenden
Photo pinched from the interweb/googlenet
8 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
By the first line I thboguht this was going to be about me.
But really, who'd tell ME to piss off!?
Except my Mum ,of course.
Uber: You are unique!
So, I take it the fairy tale life is working well for you! As long as you're enjoying your life, keep at it--no need for explanations or apologizing. :D
Are you back on the choo choo Tommy? Cuz you're letting things slide again!
I know, I know... just had a lot of stuff going on here at the moment...
;)
I never did mind the farts...por the naked part...
Ok...you know that is all kinds of wrOng!! LOL
I have to say this is truly funny - and quite "Ranger Tom"-like :)
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