Saturday, August 21, 2010

A Fairy Tale for Guys...

Once upon a time there was a handsome Prince who was dating a beautiful Princess.

One day the handsome Prince got sick of the beautiful Princess's bullshit and told her to piss off.

And he then proceeded to ride his Harley~Davidson, went fishing and hunting, played poker with his buddies, drank beer and stayed up late watching war movies, watched football in his underwear, farted and belched, scratched his balls...

Ogled girls half his age, walked around the house naked, left the toilet seat up and had tons of money in the bank.

And he lived happily ever after.

Copyright 2010 Thomas J Wolfenden
Photo pinched from the interweb/googlenet

8 comments:

UBERMOUTH said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

By the first line I thboguht this was going to be about me.

But really, who'd tell ME to piss off!?

Except my Mum ,of course.

Ranger Tom said...

Uber: You are unique!

cmk said...

So, I take it the fairy tale life is working well for you! As long as you're enjoying your life, keep at it--no need for explanations or apologizing. :D

UBERMOUTH said...

Are you back on the choo choo Tommy? Cuz you're letting things slide again!

Ranger Tom said...

I know, I know... just had a lot of stuff going on here at the moment...

;)

Just telling it like it is said...

I never did mind the farts...por the naked part...

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Ok...you know that is all kinds of wrOng!! LOL

tsduff said...

I have to say this is truly funny - and quite "Ranger Tom"-like :)