Saturday, August 07, 2010

Felony Stupid

I know this is old news, but yet again this story was on the news this morning... And it still has me baffled and wondering just how stupid some people can be.

In a nutshell, these three mental midgets pictured above were taken prisoner by Iranian border guards while "hiking" along the border between Iraq and Iran last year and are still being held prisoner by the Iranian Government and are charged as American spies.

While I don't hold much faith in the Central Intelligence Agency as a whole, I do believe they'd come up with a better cover story if they were spies.

So this leaves me to believe that these three Americans are just plain stupid... Because who in their right mind is going to go on a vacation camping and hiking in the middle of a war? Along a border between two countries who absolutely hate each other?

I mean, come on! How fucking stupid can you be?

It would be like a British couple, in the middle of the Blitz in 1940 London,having this conversation:

Nigel: "Well, love, the raid is over..."

Penelope: "Yes Dear, Have you thought about where we're going on Holiday yet?"

Nigel: "Yes Love. I'm led to believe the North of France is simply lovely this time of year!"

Penelope: "Oh smashing! Shall we?"

Nigel: "Lets!"

Penelope: "Shall I put tea on?"

I mean, where the fuck was your brain, idiots?

If they are guilty of anything it's being a couple of complete fucking morons.

Copyright 2010 Thomas J Wolfenden
Photo pinched from the interweb/googlenet

15 comments:

UBERMOUTH said...

They need to be culled for their stupidity. I have zero sympathy.

And besides,even if there was not all this strife going on who the hell would want to vacation in Iraq/Iran in the best of times,anyway?
Like they're going to have Baskin Robbins or Dairy Queen !

Idiots! Or as we say in these parts' ijiots'.

Ranger Tom said...

Uber: I've been saying we need to cull the herd for years... These three are prime candidates for what I call "Retroactive Abortion"...

Then their parents should be smacked repeatedly, in public, for raising these utter and complete morons.

cmk said...

This pisses me off as much as when I see those idiot morons standing in the worst weather the earth has to offer, just so they can give reports on what is happening. I saw one of those Weather Channel guys almost get his head cut off from a flying road sign during a hurricane! I guess these people think they are doing something 'great', defying odds, and everyone else is supposed to admire them. If they only knew what we REALLY think of them...

cmk said...

And yes, their parents SHOULD be hit for raising such mental midgets!

Kimberly said...

There is no law against stupidty and you can't fix stupid.

Ranger Tom said...

Kim: Unfortunately for us (And the thinning Gene Pool) you're right...

Ranger Tom said...

Cmk: I'd be the first in line to bitch-slap all of them... Line forms to my right...

UBERMOUTH said...

I wonder if they have to pray to Mecca 5x daily when their in prison?

Now THAT would be punishment.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

You know, I totally read that exhange between Nigel and Penelope with an english accent in my head! lol

Ranger Tom said...

Uber: I agree... And I'll write about the 72 Virgins later ;)

Tee: I wrote it in a British accent! LOL

leazwell said...

Just gaze at them, thay have that moronic liberal "If we play nice they will too" look. Like those Berkley numbnuts wanting to oust a law prof cuz he did work on waterboarding under Bush.

Just telling it like it is said...

Now you know why I never listen to the news...

mermayd said...

I love rants... especially rants about morons such as these three. Jeez. I read that all three were fluent in Arabic or somesuch. Come on, sure, they are not "spies". I need a vacation...maybe I should go to Mexico. Just over the border a bit.

UBERMOUTH said...

Post,you lazy bastard! :)

Ranger Tom said...

Leazwell: I think we should waterboard these three mental midgets!

Just telling it: I watch the news purely for entertainment now.

Mermayd: Well, if you enjoys rants, welcome aboard!

Uber: OK, OK... ;)