It seems my Wednesday post had several (but not all!) of my loyal readers quite baffled. A few got the joke. As I was driving home Wednesday morning, I was stuck behind a car with one of those annoying "WWJD" bumperstickers... He was driving really slow, like 15 in a 35 MPH zone... And I thought:
"Jesus would run you off the road, asshole!"
I'll always respect someone's faith, whether it be for Jesus, Budda, Allah... Or the Cosmic Muffin. But don't throw it in my fucking face! Especially the far Right-Wing Christians with all the hypocrisy...
Can anyone say Ted Haggard?
So I got to thinking, all these little smarmy catch-phrases that every religion has... And how each is just as annoying in their own way. So I decided to come up with my own little catch-phrase...
WWRTD?
And just what would I do? He he he... What do you think I'd do in any situation?
I've decided to add that to my T-Shirt line... Click on this link to see my whole line of quality RT shirts:
So click away and get you very own WWRTD? T-Shirt today!
Copyright 2006 Thomas J Wolfenden
6 comments:
Your post made me laugh, of course, when I read it. It reminded me of the last time I was in Florida, December 2005, and had my latest tattoo done. Buck, the fella who does all my work, after completing the big medicine buddha on my right thigh, used a red sharpie to add WWBD. We felt it was necessary since there was a big fundamentalist christian convention in town.
One woman actually took it upon herself to explain just *how* I would be treated in hell.
Ahhh...the milk of human kindness! ;-)
I love all the T-shirts RT - I had a couple made up for my Traffic Whore post, but I need a "I HEART Mushy" one for good measure. Thanks for the idea...how much do I owe ya?
In there face big Tom!
Message tees are sooooo 2005.
Too funny! Loved the shirts. Maybe I should order one.
Cosmic muffin.... Hmmm... Is he the one who searches the earth over one night a year for the muffin pan that holds the most sincere muffins?
love the t-shirt, I would love to get some bumper sticker that would piss off all of the religous world
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