I'm keeping with my motto and having absolutely no Sacred Cows... Anything and everything is open and I will find humor in anything, so here it goes.
Last night while I was getting ready for work I was scanning over the news headlines on Yahoo to see if anything had happened while I was off in the Land of Nod and one headline caught my eye and I immediately broke out in fits of laughter because of what crossed my mind as I read it.
The headline you ask?
"300 letters to God found floating in the Atlantic Ocean"
And now what though crossed my mind that made me laugh hysterically?
I pictured Jesus... Taking a leisurely stroll one morning last week, say, taking a shortcut from Hoboken, NJ to the Azores... Going through his morning mail, sipping a nice espresso. All at once he had one moment of doubt about his own faith...
"Can I really walk on water?" He thinks...
And Sploosh!
All that is left is a soggy Starbuck's cup and his mail floating along the Gulf Stream as the only reminder...
Another rare glimpse into the warped and demented mind of Ranger Tom...
Copyright 2006 Thomas J Wolfenden
7 comments:
OMFG that is something I would think...then tell my wife and get slapped in the back of the head for making religous jokes again hahahahahahahahahahahaha. That was too funny, but the moment I read he was walking on the bridge i kinda saw it comig lol
I like the way your mind works Tom :-)
Very funny.
I could almost see those letters strewn across the water like he was discarding junk mail.
Nice, Tom! lol!
Hilarious! Even my ultra-religious in-laws would crack a smile at that one.
That is hilarious.
Honkeie: Did I miss a bridge somewhere?
Tsduff: So do I, and most of my many other personalities agree with you also
Rhs: So true!
Martini: I related that to a guy I work with last night... Very ultra~Christian creationist. I though he was going to pop a blood vessle...
Cheryl: Ain't it though?
Alaska Jen: You think it'll be hot? See next reply... ;)
Colin: You know it. Because when you and I get there we'll take our SLR's and take over the place and have the central air installed forthwith.
hee hee hilarious
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