Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Achtung! There's A New Pope!

Sister Mary Adolph Eichman and Sister Mary Hienrich Himmler of the Order of the Blessed Bleeding Hearts of the Stormtrooper must be very happy now.

The College of Cardinals put the last of their buds in the big papal bong and took there final hit yesterday. The smoke let the world know that the Catholics have a new pope, and he's a Kraut. They aught to be happy. The way they treated me in school was definitely medieval, and now the church is taking a few giant steps backward, right into the dark ages.

What can you say about a church that started the Crusades, instigated the Inquisition and ignored the holocaust?

But my question is this. Will the new pope insist on being called "Der Fuhrer"?

Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden

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