Thursday, July 09, 2009

I'm a genius!

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
I knew it all along!
Happy Thursday. I can't copywrite any of this garbage because it's not mine. Sent to me today in an email and I had to share it...

6 comments:

cmk said...

I LOVE it!!!

Thomas J Wolfenden said...

Cmk: It is me, isn't it? ;)

Anonymous said...

I miss that show!

Thomas J Wolfenden said...

Leazwell: So do I!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha, hope you don't mind if I use this, with the necessary acknowledgements of course.

Thomas J Wolfenden said...

Go ahead VI... It's not mine, a buddy sent this to me and I thought it was apt!