Happy Friday. OK. I wanted to make a "wood" comment but can't think of anything that wouldn't come off as perverted or creepy. So insert you own joke here. heehee.
Weren't you recently lamenting about the dearth of such inquiries in your day-to-day life, Tom? And Lisa, it’s supposed to come off as perverted or creepy (or both, if your comment is good enough).
I’m a fan of good woodworking, myself. Unfortunately I made the mistake of marrying a lumberjack.
Thomas Wolfenden was born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and is an honorably discharged veteran of the US Army. He's worked in several different jobs throughout his life, spending fifteen years in law enforcement and the private security field. He has worked as an automotive detailer, ambulance driver, a nuclear medicine delivery courier, a dairy barn cleaner, and most recently has worked as a ballast regulator operator, a switchman, conductor and a locomotive engineer on the railroad. He's traveled extensively, through the United States and abroad, and lived in several States. Pennsylvania, Arizona, West Virginia, Kentucky, Idaho and Florida being a few places. He has written several OP-ED pieces for various local newspapers, and had up until recently, kept a political humor blog. He's a Life/Endowment member of the National Rifle Association and a strong supporter of the.2nd Amendment. He now spends his time between the United States and Australia, with his life partner, Catherine.
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Happy Friday. OK. I wanted to make a "wood" comment but can't think of anything that wouldn't come off as perverted or creepy. So insert you own joke here. heehee.
LOL! Do you think it would be possible for me to 'work your wood' sometime??
Weren't you recently lamenting about the dearth of such inquiries in your day-to-day life, Tom? And Lisa, it’s supposed to come off as perverted or creepy (or both, if your comment is good enough).
I’m a fan of good woodworking, myself. Unfortunately I made the mistake of marrying a lumberjack.
Nothing quite like "mastering wood," ay?
You kill me! LOL.
Can I be the woodmaster's b!tch?
You know I have wanted your wood for quite a while now.....
I really just can't add anything. It has all been said.
Wood needs to be oiled regularly.
Lisa: You've missed the point! LOL But I'll forgive you this time! Take notes, there will be a quiz at the end of the week!
Sherri: You can work my wood anytime!
Kev: Oh, you married one of those also?
Courtney: I am the master of my wood!
Golightly: That's an offer I can't refuse!
Adarcy: I know, but you've been hiding it so well!
berley: Oh, there's always something to ad!
tsduff: The importance of proper lubrication can't be stressed enough!
I see that I a standing in a long line of wanna-touch-your-woodettes
Velma: Well, I think I might have a way for you to move to the head of the line...
LOL
;)~
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