Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Horriblescope


After the last few serious posts I thought I'd steer everyone back to some of my warped humor.

I read the horoscopes religiously every day after I'm done the crossword. I don't really follow them, live my life around them like some people do, I just find them entertaining. With the help of scissors and the flatbed scanner at the firehouse, I'm able to bring you all what yesterday's stars held for me... This is my actual horoscope from yesterday's Beckley, WV Register~Herald.

I just had to laugh. The story of my life...

I had one a few months ago that said "Don't even bother getting out of bed today..." And I wish I had saved that one.

I love those things. I also like fortune cookies... I'm going to my favorite Chinese place on Thursday and if I get a funny one I'll be sure to let you all know!

"Help! I'm being held captive in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"

Anyway, this moring I leave work. It's only a short 150 to 200 yards from the office to my apartment. It had been threatening rain all night with on and off drizzles. I get about fifty feet from the building and the sky just opens up. A torrential downpour of biblical proportions.

I'm soaked...

My horriblescope was right.

I can't win for losing!

And another note. Kat Woman has finally gotten her blog, "Straight From the Cat Box" up and running. If you enjoy reading my rants, I'm sure you'll enjoy her writing too. It'll have an EMS slant, and should be called "Confessions of a Mad Medic".

Go here: http://meowypurrrfect.blogspot.com/

Drop in and say hello!

Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden

6 comments:

Courtney said...

Here's what you do: go back home, put on your pj's, get in bed and sleep all day today. BEST DAY EVER!!!

cantellya said...

Courtney's idea is oh so tempting!

I have a page of jacked up horoscopes. I'll have to dig it out & post it. Stay dry!

Bev said...

I don't believe in horoscopes either, but it does give me a laugh. Capricorn? When's your birthday?

berly02 said...

Courtney's idea rocks!

Lindsey said...

lol. I love the horoscope. I check my religiously too. I'm such a sucker. Yeah..go with Courtney's idea. Always works for me.

Airforce Guy said...

those things r dumb i never read those things but thats funny!