Sunday, November 27, 2005

Thank God for Canada!

They'll save us all from a coming Inter~Galactic War.
Really.
Former Canadian Minister of Defense and Deputy Prime Minister, Paul Hellyer, has accused President Bush of planning and preparing for intergalactic war.
Of course it's George Bush's fault, like global warming, avian flu, crotch-rot and the seven-year itch.
Go here for the full story:
Thanks god for the Canadians to pull us out of another one. For that, we just might forget the French & Indian Wars, War of 1812 and a little dustup that happened on a tiny island in Peuget Sound over a pig...
Again, I do not make this shit up.
I believe it's better living through chemistry.
Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden

2 comments:

Lindsey said...

Intergalactic war? Oh geez.

Notta Libb said...

Check out a funny site dedicated to the absurdity and satire nature of saying "It's All George Bush's Fault!"

http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com

Regards,
Notta Libb