Friday, June 24, 2005
ET, phone home! Need more Charmin!
We've all heard of old Mexican women seeing the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe in a tortilla, or a guy in Toledo seeing Jesus in a pancake, or the image of Elvis is a grilled cheese sandwich. George Clooney in a raisin bagel. Richard Nixon in a cranberry danish.
My younger sister actually claimed to have seen the ghostly image of Terry Thomas in a blagmange once.
But I my friends, have seen ET in a shitter in a coal mine in Raven, Virginia.
This picture was taken by yours truly the last night I worked at the coal mine. I had noticed this the first time I used the facilities, but would always forget to bring my camera. The last night I worked I knew I couldn't forget, so in the middle of the shift I slipped away and got this exclusive photo.
Is this really a sign from the aliens, or is it just a mirage from excess methane gas?
Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden