I fix it!
It has been reported that since Michael Jackson has been acquitted of all charges in his molestation trial in a move considered to be of mutual support, OJ Simpson as vowed to help the beleaguered pop star find the real child molester...
Another item of unrelated news, an unarmed Pascagoula, Mississippi man has barricaded himself into his home.
When asked, the Pascagoula police department spokesperson, Floyd "Bubba" Threadgill stated "Well, since he don't seem to have any weapons, not even a butter knife, has no hostages and made no demands, we really don't give a shit what he does..."
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Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden
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