In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
(But if I catch him can I beat him with a 2x4?)
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
(Another evil gambling game. and it gets in the way of church bingo)
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
(And that hat the pope wears isn't funny looking?)
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
(But please, lay your head on the rails...)