Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Weird laws, part II


In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

(But if I catch him can I beat him with a 2x4?)

It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.

(Another evil gambling game. and it gets in the way of church bingo)

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

(And that hat the pope wears isn't funny looking?)

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

(But please, lay your head on the rails...)

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