Or just gross stupidity?
In my ongoing quest for finding this incredibly stupid shit and bringing it to you...
When you decide to rip off a bunch of cops, don't be surprised if they actually come after you. What were you thinking? I read this little nugget in the paper this morning...
Last October the Kanawah County, WV Sheriff's Office hired Joseph Mandeville to take portraits of it's deputies. Several deputies ordered packages of these portraits totaling up to several hundred dollars.
Mr. Mandeville never delivered the prints but kept the money... He's also charged with the same thing involving wedding photographs in another incident.
He is now staying at the Cross-Bars Hotel as a guest of the County.
You fucking dolt. Again, what the fuck were you thinking?
It doesn't surprise me anymore how stupid people are. I was walking a foot beat at a Grateful Dead concert several years ago. I was in the stadium parking lot when I was approached by a fan of the band.
"Hey man! I got some good acid! Wanna score some?"
I should tell you I was in full uniform at the time...
"Sure dude! Love some! Got any weed?"
"Far out man! Got some great herb too!"
"Cool! Let's go over to my camper..."
A short walk away was the Mobile Police HQ Unit, a converted Winnebago (we nicknamed Willie's mobile whorehouse ) used for events like this. I opened the door and poked my head inside...
"Hey sarge, got a guy with me says he's got some bitchin' acid and primo weed..."
"No shit! Bring him on in!"
After we placed him under arrest, he still didn't believe we were to cops... Methinks he was sampling to much of his product.
Can we begin culling the herd now?
And last but not least, a word from my favorite fucked-up squirrel... The new Foamy is out!
Go here: http://illwillpress.com/
If you haven't experienced Foamy yet, you won't be disappointed!
Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden
In my ongoing quest for finding this incredibly stupid shit and bringing it to you...
When you decide to rip off a bunch of cops, don't be surprised if they actually come after you. What were you thinking? I read this little nugget in the paper this morning...
Last October the Kanawah County, WV Sheriff's Office hired Joseph Mandeville to take portraits of it's deputies. Several deputies ordered packages of these portraits totaling up to several hundred dollars.
Mr. Mandeville never delivered the prints but kept the money... He's also charged with the same thing involving wedding photographs in another incident.
He is now staying at the Cross-Bars Hotel as a guest of the County.
You fucking dolt. Again, what the fuck were you thinking?
It doesn't surprise me anymore how stupid people are. I was walking a foot beat at a Grateful Dead concert several years ago. I was in the stadium parking lot when I was approached by a fan of the band.
"Hey man! I got some good acid! Wanna score some?"
I should tell you I was in full uniform at the time...
"Sure dude! Love some! Got any weed?"
"Far out man! Got some great herb too!"
"Cool! Let's go over to my camper..."
A short walk away was the Mobile Police HQ Unit, a converted Winnebago (we nicknamed Willie's mobile whorehouse ) used for events like this. I opened the door and poked my head inside...
"Hey sarge, got a guy with me says he's got some bitchin' acid and primo weed..."
"No shit! Bring him on in!"
After we placed him under arrest, he still didn't believe we were to cops... Methinks he was sampling to much of his product.
Can we begin culling the herd now?
And last but not least, a word from my favorite fucked-up squirrel... The new Foamy is out!
Go here: http://illwillpress.com/
If you haven't experienced Foamy yet, you won't be disappointed!
Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden
11 comments:
Okay, this should be on that show the dumbest criminals or drug dealers. He had to been so plaster off what he was using. Dumb ass!
Dang! Criminals/Thieves are so stupid! You'd think they'd have a "How to get Away With It for Dummies"
just kidding.
LOL! I sooooo enjoy reading your posts. Laughter is the best medicine, after all :)
I think I'll have to 'work on' being happy for a while. There's still a lot going on that I'm trying to keep from stressing about, that's why I'm trying to convince myself it's mind over matter. So, you're 39. Who'da thunk it? :)
Did you hear about the guy in Davie, FL who raped a woman and then had her write him a check for $1,400.00 payable TO HIM and then put "for electrical work" in the memo? I kid you not. He took it to a currency exchange and was promptly arrested. If I knew how to link, I'd link the article, but I guess you can google it if you want...
I am such a foamy fan and even have the foamy trading cards to spread the foamy cult lol.
Well if criminals where smart they wouldnt be criminals lol
Yet I am always shocked at stupide things like this. Sigh. I fear for us all sometimes.
I agree w/Foamy: I hate people who don't dress up in costumes for Halloween, but still want candy. As if!
What a freakin' dumbass!!! It's like those guys that video tape themselves braking the law...morons.
Too funny. What a great story!
To all: When you work in LE & EMS, I'd guestimate that 80% of the people you deal with on a daily basis have the lowest IQ's...
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