Top 10 ways handguns are better than women
10) No body has a rude thing to say when you trade in your old worn-out .44 for two brand new .22's
9) You can keep one at home and another one for on the road
8) If you tell your best friend his gun is great, he'll let you hold it and let you try it out a few times
7) Your main handgun doesn't mind if you keep a second one for back-up
6) Your handgun won't ever leave you even if you run out of ammo
5) Handguns don't take up all the closet space
4) Handguns function normally every day of the month
3) Your handgun won't ask you if "these grips make it look fat"
2) Your handgun wont get all moody if you go right to sleep after you use it
And now, the number one reason handguns are better than women...
1) You can buy a silencer for a handgun!