Yesterday was a great lead-in to this little nugget. I was going to add a photo but thought better of it. The story in itself is gross enough as it is.
While recently staying in Bahrain, Michael Jackson rented out the entire "Wild Wadi Center" allowing his family and friends to have the run of the place. According to Yahoo! News, Jackson was sporting a white lyrca body stocking…
Eewwww…
Which exposed only his nose and eyes…
Ooh, the mental image that evokes! Sez I, as I squirm uncomfortably... Michael Jackson dressed in a white, tight-fitting lycra body suit... What that must have looked like!
An eye witness said: "He looked even stranger than usual. His body is very skinny and lycra does him no favors."
I don't get it. John Lennon takes six bullets in New York City, Yoko Ono standing right next to him, not one FUCKING bullet... Stevie Ray Vaughn is dead...
And this freak is still walking around a free man.
What the fuck.
Excuse me now, I have to shower to wash this feeling off myself. I feel decidedly unclean...
Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden
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3 comments:
that's just... yucky.
shudder, I did not need that mental image.
Maybe he can go as himself for Halloween. Seriously... who dresses up as a freakin' condom, anyway... especially if they don't have to? What a weird man.
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