I don't know about you, but tattoos and body-pearcings really do nothing for me. I don't find them attractive at all. I'm not saying I won't be attracted to a woman who has one, and I've dated quite a few women that had them. They were tasteful and small, like a little rose on the breast, a dolphin on the ankle, that sort of tat.
I almost got a tattoo when I first enlisted in the army, but out of the five guys who piled into a buddy's Chevette and took the long drive from Ft. Sill, Oklahoma to Wichita Falls, Texas one Saturday night, I was the only one sober enough to change my mind when we got there...
The "illustrated Lady" on the other hand, with enough ink and body pearcings to frighten a charging rhinoceros is another thing altogether. You've seen the type of woman of which I speak.
But this tattoo has got to one of the best one's I've seen in a long time. If I was to ever get a tattoo, it'd be small, simple and produce a laugh.
I did meet a guy once who said he had a fly tattooed to the head of his cock, but I just took his word for it. I wasn't about to ask him to show it to me, and I sure as shit wasn't going to ask him why he did it, because anyone who'd do something like that is just a tad bit unhinged in the first place.
So here's to this unknown lady and her small, tasteful and hilariously funny tat!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have this strange feeling I need mow the lawn with my face now...
Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden
Photo credit: Unknown, sent to me by my best friend in Philly