Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Lawmower Man

I don't know about you, but tattoos and body-pearcings really do nothing for me. I don't find them attractive at all. I'm not saying I won't be attracted to a woman who has one, and I've dated quite a few women that had them. They were tasteful and small, like a little rose on the breast, a dolphin on the ankle, that sort of tat.

I almost got a tattoo when I first enlisted in the army, but out of the five guys who piled into a buddy's Chevette and took the long drive from Ft. Sill, Oklahoma to Wichita Falls, Texas one Saturday night, I was the only one sober enough to change my mind when we got there...

The "illustrated Lady" on the other hand, with enough ink and body pearcings to frighten a charging rhinoceros is another thing altogether. You've seen the type of woman of which I speak.

But this tattoo has got to one of the best one's I've seen in a long time. If I was to ever get a tattoo, it'd be small, simple and produce a laugh.

I did meet a guy once who said he had a fly tattooed to the head of his cock, but I just took his word for it. I wasn't about to ask him to show it to me, and I sure as shit wasn't going to ask him why he did it, because anyone who'd do something like that is just a tad bit unhinged in the first place.

So here's to this unknown lady and her small, tasteful and hilariously funny tat!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have this strange feeling I need mow the lawn with my face now...

Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden
Photo credit: Unknown, sent to me by my best friend in Philly

7 comments:

Lorna said...

har har!
Quick story for you on a spookily similar theme.

Quite a few years back I (for some bizarre reason, never again!) covered one of the nurses' maternity leave in a gynaecology ward.

One of the patients was this really funny and cool looking goth woman (duh Lorna! obviously It'd be a woman).

Anyhow,when she was being prept for her op the whole room exploded into fits of laughter, why?. Well, this fantastic woman had only gone a dyed her pubic hair green, a tatoo above it read "please keep off the grass!". How cool and original is that?. Now unfortunately due to the op her pubic hair had to be shaved, and what did the doctor do? In a felt pen just under her original tatoo he wrote "sorry, had to mow the lawn". Fortunately, the woman thought it was genius (otherwise I guess we'd be in a heap of shit). ha ha ha

Ranger Tom said...

Lorna, you just have to like a doctor that has that kind of warped sense of humor (I'm sorry we Yanks butcher the Queen's English, 'humour'...)

Green pubes, huh? That must have been a sight... I'd have thought the young lady had some sort of fungus...

Tina said...

LMAO....What some people come up with these days....I always said that if I ever got a tatt that I would have a big pair of lips strategically placed on my bum cheek with the words above it that read..."Kiss My ASS" Still contemplating this one lol.

cantellya said...

LOL! That's pretty damn funny! I guess I better take my nipple rings out or you won't talk to me any more? (JUST KIDDING! NO RINGS THERE!)

Bev said...

That pic was too funny.

Dirk said...

Surprisingly enough, it doesn't look like the tattoists's hand was shaking or that he got distracted. He's got better powers of concentration than I have.
Assuming it was a he.

Ranger Tom said...

Tina: I'd get "Exit Only" on my ass...

Cantellya: Of course I'd still talk to you, I couldn't gauruntee I'd look you in the eye though...

Dirk: It is amazing, isn't it?