I almost got a tattoo when I first enlisted in the army, but out of the five guys who piled into a buddy's Chevette and took the long drive from Ft. Sill, Oklahoma to Wichita Falls, Texas one Saturday night, I was the only one sober enough to change my mind when we got there...
The "illustrated Lady" on the other hand, with enough ink and body pearcings to frighten a charging rhinoceros is another thing altogether. You've seen the type of woman of which I speak.
But this tattoo has got to one of the best one's I've seen in a long time. If I was to ever get a tattoo, it'd be small, simple and produce a laugh.
I did meet a guy once who said he had a fly tattooed to the head of his cock, but I just took his word for it. I wasn't about to ask him to show it to me, and I sure as shit wasn't going to ask him why he did it, because anyone who'd do something like that is just a tad bit unhinged in the first place.
So here's to this unknown lady and her small, tasteful and hilariously funny tat!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have this strange feeling I need mow the lawn with my face now...
Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden
Photo credit: Unknown, sent to me by my best friend in Philly
5 comments:
Lorna, you just have to like a doctor that has that kind of warped sense of humor (I'm sorry we Yanks butcher the Queen's English, 'humour'...)
Green pubes, huh? That must have been a sight... I'd have thought the young lady had some sort of fungus...
LOL! That's pretty damn funny! I guess I better take my nipple rings out or you won't talk to me any more? (JUST KIDDING! NO RINGS THERE!)
That pic was too funny.
Surprisingly enough, it doesn't look like the tattoists's hand was shaking or that he got distracted. He's got better powers of concentration than I have.
Assuming it was a he.
Tina: I'd get "Exit Only" on my ass...
Cantellya: Of course I'd still talk to you, I couldn't gauruntee I'd look you in the eye though...
Dirk: It is amazing, isn't it?
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