Again, I feel it's my mission to scour the internet finding the really odd shit and bring it to you, my faithful readers, so you don't have to.
Next time you're out in the park, beware of those furry little guys bounding from tree to tree acting all cute, eating acorns and other stuff... Beware! Those cute little creatures just might attack and kill you!
Read the article from Pravda:
On to the next story.
I always knew the French were two-faced, thankless bastards, but they've gone ahead and proved it this week with the first ever face transplant.
Go here for that story:
Talk about creepy.
And for a nugget of strangeness a little close to my home, a guy in Beckley has become an overnight celebrity for having a collection of twelve satellite dishes and it's still growing. He can get over 5000 channels now, but I bet there still isn't shit on.
Go here for that story:
Now, for another fucked up squirrel, the new Foamy is out... And boy does he speak the truth on this one!
Pretty sad when I agree 100% with a cartoon squirrel!
Copyright 2005 Thomas J Wolfenden
5 comments:
I love that cartoon squirrel. So smart.
i heard about the face transplant thing and chose to ignore it. think I will again.
That whole face transplant idea is freaking. So I'm with Cheryl.
Squirrels are all over my backyard. Now I'm going to have nightmares, thanks a lot!!
Kat: You are soo right, and I understand what this woman who had the transplant did it for. I was in no way laughing or poking fun at this woman's plight, far from it because of just what you've stated.
I was poking fun at the proceedure,which, if you think about it is kind of creepy in a Frankenstienish way. But I do understand why it was done and would never make fun of the individual who it happened to.
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