Friday, April 21, 2006

Y'all come back now, y'hear?



Genius that he is, Billy Jo Jim Bob, of Gofuckyerself, Virginia (pictured above, ain't he just the sexiest thing girls?) has opened up a new park....

All the Budweiser, pork rinds, Possum and squirrel you can eat for only $3.25... Kids git in free! (Yer Ol' Lady is always half price if she shows us her tits)

Wear a Dale Earnhardt T-shirt and get in half-price on Sundays! (Spit-cups provided free at the gate!)

Happy Funny Foto Friday!

12 comments:

Courtney O. said...

Have you checked out mulletsgalore.com? Because you should :)

Lisa said...

I was looking for a nice, family-orinted place to take the boy and hubby for a summer vacation. Looks like I'm going to have to check this place out.

At least its not Branson, MO (Shudder!)

Lisa said...

And oh yes, the dude? HOOOOTTTTT!

(Just kidding.)

BUt honestly, if there was such a "paradise" as you've described, it probably would be in West Virginia. heehee

Katie said...

lmao...i have nothing to say about that...well other then there are some people around here that would love that place...

Sherri Sanders said...

grrrrrr..... sexy! :P

Cheryl said...

Blech. That needs a warning...

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Are you sure this park isn't in south Ga?

The Ramblin Hillbilly said...

Looks like McDowell county WV to me lol

Becky said...

Yeeeeeeeehaw!

Thomas J Wolfenden said...

Courtney: Where do you think I get these lovely pictures from? And I think mullets remove about 30 to 60 points off one's IQ. C'mon now, would your REALLY trust someone like Billy Ray Sirus as your doctor?

Lisa: I'll send directions

Katie: In Georgia? No Way!

Sherrie: Ain't he though? If I wasn't very hetrosexual I'd be all over that hunka manflesh!

Miss Fire: Hotter than pigs in shit!

Sherly: I'll post a disclaimer next time. Sorry if that made you lose your lunch!

ODG: He's talking of franchizing it... Interested?

Bill: You said it, I didn't. I was being nice (for a change)

Becky: Yup! Oooooh Dogies!

phlegmfatale said...

Don't go near that one for fear a herpe might jump onto ya!

Lindsey said...

Did you swing by my neighborhood for that picture?